Hello and welcome to my regular column all about having sex with lots of men in videogames. I am the author of this column, Steve Hogarty, a man whose sexual exploits are known to many yet understood by few. I am a wizard of sex. I can conjure up great sex by waving my magic arms above my head and chanting the ancient sex words taught to me by a millenia-old warlock.
I am cursed.
But now I am uniquely qualified to write about videogames in which you have lots of sex with men. You may think that I am arrogant. No way. In fact, I am deeply humble about all of the great sex that I have had and am having. I am perhaps the most humble good-sex-having person around, and I am now willing to freely share all of my wet secrets with you, the thirsty reader.
Warning: This column contains references to the awful thing that is sex.
I have never wanked off a car, but I imagine it would work a little bit like it does in Stick Shift, a game in which you drive around, merrily wanking off a car.
"But wait," you shriek at me down your fibre-optic cables, "car is not men."
